Friday, December 15, 2006
Crank

A no-brainer movie that actually entertaining? Shut up! Get outta heya! This is great! So what if it's stupid, silly and nonesense? We need more of this popcorn film in our midst, instead the usual crap. Hey, I'm not saying this ain't crap also, but this is a sweet smell of crap. I shit you not.

Chev Chelios (Jason Statham) is a hitman, and he is being poisoned by a Spanish gang leader named Verona (Jose Pablo Cantillo), and he only have one-hour to live. His mission now is to kill Verona and make amends with his girlfriend, Eve (Amy Smart). The only thing that can keep him alive is that he has to keep moving, according to his doctor named Miles (Dwight Yoakam).

Simple premise and storyline, and yet it works. From the start until the end, the film is giving us a non-stop action and witty lines one-another. It does resembles Grand Theft Auto game and Speed, and if this movie is starring Keanu Reeves, it might still work. The point it, the movie is fun and hilarious. I laughed so much in this movie and totally entertained. Kudos to the film-makers, they crafted a pretty intense and nice visual for this movie. A very high pace film, an adrenaline junkie really gonna enjoy this movie. All you need to do is just sit back and relax without actually thinking. Hey, sometimes I need that. There are bad "crappy" movies out there. But this is actually a good "crappy" movie, believe it or not. Very edgy and dangerous, and yet is very funny.

I seriously couldn't stop laughing and felt like I was in a roller-coaster. There is a little character development, of course. But that's the point. I admire an action flick that sticks so determinedly to its blazing guns, coming off like a bravura adaptation of a video-game which has yet to be made. It won't be to everybody's taste, but with a deliciously sick sense of humor and a refreshingly mean streak, Crank at least has the courage to carry its convictions through to the bloody end. Jason Statham should be in the A-list in Hollywood, because I think he's ready to be an action hero. By the way, watch out for the sex scene; it is so fucking outrageous!

Ratings: 6.5/10


Posted at 06:37 pm by hanitje

 

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  • Australia
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  • Arisan! / The Gathering
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  • Alfie
  • Abre los ojos / Open Your Eyes

  • Basic Instinct 2: Risk Addiction
  • Batman Begins
  • Batman: Dead End
  • Batman: Mask of the Phantasm
  • The Black Stallion
  • The Brown Bunny
  • Brokeback Mountain
  • Bewitched
  • The Brothers Grimm
  • The Break-Up
  • Broken Flowers

  • A Clockwork Orange
  • Casino
  • Casino Royale
  • Cowboy Bebop: Knockin' On Heaven's Door
  • Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
  • Cloverfield
  • Catwoman
  • Corpse Bride
  • Constantine
  • The Constant Gardener
  • Close Encounters of the Third Kind
  • El crimen del Padre Amaro/The Crime of Father Amaro
  • Crank
  • Crash
  • Click
  • The Chronicles of Narnia:The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe
  • The Chronicles of Narnia:Prince Caspian

  • The Dark Knight
  • Dreamgirls
  • De ja Vu
  • Death At A Funeral
  • The Departed
  • The Da Vinci Code
  • Disco Pigs
  • Diner
  • Derailed
  • Dogma
  • Donnie Darko
  • Der Untergang / Downfall
  • Domino
  • Doom
  • Danny the Dog / Unleashed

  • Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
  • Eragon
  • Everything Is Illuminated
  • Empire of The Sun
  • Equilibrium
  • Empire Records
  • Elektra
  • Elizabethtown

  • Fahrenheit 9/11
  • Fargo
  • Fight Club
  • Failure To Launch
  • Fun with Dick and Jane
  • Fantastic Four

  • The Godfather
  • The Godfather II
  • The Godfather III
  • Gummo
  • Ghost World
  • Grosse Pointe Blank
  • A Good Woman
  • Grayson

  • Harry Potter & The Goblet of Fire
  • Harry Potter & The Half-Blood Prince
  • Howl's Moving Castle
  • Hot Fuzz
  • Happy Feet
  • How To Make an American Quilt
  • Holes
  • A History of Violence
  • Mrs. Henderson Present
  • Heavenly Creatures

  • Il Mare / Siwoare
  • Imagine Me & You
  • Intimacy
  • In Her Shoes
  • Into The Blue
  • Inside Man
  • The Island

  • Juno
  • Junebug
  • Just Like Heaven

  • Keeping Mum
  • King Kong
  • Kung Fu Panda
  • Kinky Boots
  • Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang

  • The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
  • El laberinto del fauno / Pan's Labyrinth
  • Little Miss Sunshine
  • Little Manhattan
  • Little Fish
  • The Lake House
  • Layer Cake
  • Lord of War
  • Luc�a y el sexo / Sex and Lucia

  • Mulholland Drive
  • Mysterious Skin
  • The Matador
  • Mimi wo sumaseba / Whisper of the Heart
  • La Marche de l'empereur / March of the Penguins
  • Memoirs of A Geisha
  • Must Love Dogs
  • MirrorMask
  • My Super Ex-Girlfriend
  • Mission: Impossible 3 / M:i:III
  • Miami Vice
  • Memento

  • Night At The Museum
  • Napoleon Dynamite

  • On The Edge
  • The Omen: 666

  • Pirates of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
  • Pirates of Caribbean: At World's End
  • Persepolis
  • Poseidon
  • Prime
  • Pan's Labyrinth
  • The Pink Panther
  • Pride and Prejudice
  • The Prestige
  • P.S, I Love You

  • The Queen
  • Quantum of Solace

  • Romeo and Juliet
  • Rocky Balboa
  • Red-Eye
  • Requiem for A Dream
  • Rumor Has It...
  • Reservoir Dogs
  • Romance X

  • Superman Returns
  • Secretary
  • Say Anything...
  • She's The Man
  • The Sentinel
  • Stage Beauty
  • Serenity
  • Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
  • Sky High
  • Syriana
  • Snakes On A Plane
  • The Science of Sleep / La Science des r�ves
  • Sliding Doors
  • Sunset Blvd.
  • Smokin' Aces
  • Spider-Man 3

  • Terminator Salvation
  • Thank You For Smoking
  • Transformers
  • Training Day
  • Transporter 2
  • Trainspotting
  • Take The Lead
  • Thumbsucker
  • Twilight

  • Underworld: Evolution

  • Vanilla Sky
  • The Virgin Suicides
  • V for Vendetta

  • William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet
  • Walk The Line
  • Whale Rider
  • The World's Fastest Indian
  • While You Were Sleeping
  • Wanted
  • World's Finest
  • Wedding Crashers
  • War of The Worlds
  • Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of The Were-Rabbit

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